Wednesday, November 23

El Guapo Sandwich

Truly created by a Master -No one alive is faster
Soft white sesame breads –Not that gross wheat that sheds
Rich, creamy Ranch dressing –It’s great, start confessing
Sliced Jalapenos on top –Give it that special pop
Chicken in Mesquite dips –(The stuff goes to my hips)
Holey-moley Swiss cheese –Don’t forget the Cheddar please!
Crispy bacon scents fill my nasal –Add Oregano and some Basil
Send it through the flaming toaster –“Put this sub up on a poster!”
No! Lettuce is not allowed –Load on the 81, make him proud!
You’ll get thirsty, Grab a DEW –Get a pile of napkins too
Come around, buy a few -It always tastes so fresh and new

Created by SHAKES(peare)
DEDICATED TO BRONSON

2 comments:

AngieDoodle said...

This is a masterpiece, just like the sandwich. Wonderful job! Now I'm hungry.....

Ganimobile said...

that poem is just about as good as the sandwhich. mmm...mmm...mmm...mmm...mmm, toasty