Friday, April 20

We were bored, so we wrote a story for you

Morena: Once atop an hour, there was a boy of about ten years old, (we'll call him Tom) and while he was walking through a pond in the middle of a luscious forest, he suddenly heard a sound from behind him.

Mr. Locher: And he turned around, but he never saw anyone so he started to walk faster

Morena: ...he spashed through the shallow pond as he began to jog. The sound behind him was following quickly. He looked over his shoulder and could still see NOTHING!!! What was following him? The air itself seemed to be creating the dull, yet deep moan that was penetrating him to the core. Tom was scared. He felt like a tough little kid, he didnt think anything could scare him. Just this morning he had killed a HUGE probably-poisonous spider in his Uncles barn while milking cows. He even ran around with its dead body mangled and hanging limply from the stick he had stabbed it with.

It had been chilly the past week and finally today the sun was out and warming the fields and forest near the farm. He was so pleased with the weather that he decided to take a walk in the forest. The walk that might get him killed. He reached the other side of the pond and ran back into the density of the brush. Maybe he could lose what ever was
following him if he took many confusing turns....

Mr. Locher: he decided to go back where he first heard the sound, being an idiot and tired he decided to rest for a bit. Well while waiting and catching his breath, the Loch Ness Monster came and ended his life. He will be sadly missed.

Morena: "Hey!!! I liked him! Why did you have to kill him! Didnt you mean to write the Locher Ness Monster?"

Mr. Locher: so u caught the loch ness part hehe sorry its not my fault he decided to rest!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hee Hee :) -h.bear

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock said...

That's figgin' hilarious

fezzik said...

You guys have the talent. Obviously.

Ganimobile said...

Man, you guys are perfect for each other "she's tons of fun and you're no fun at all. she completes you". (Quote from Ice Age 2) haha, but Criso thinks Mr. Locher is the funny one and Morena is the morbid one =-).

Mrs. McGee said...

Actually Mr. Locher is a coworker of mine, whose last name is really Locher. And I sure hope we arent perfect for eachother Gani, because we are both HAPPILY married :D

The Locher Clan said...

I cant believe you posted our story. What good times. So what's up? Mr. Locher! aka Mark