SPACEMAN SPIFF

You know you like Calvin and Hobbes too much when...

Your duplicate makes duplicates.
You spend countless hours playing with a cardboard box.
You need a guardian angel to survive a trip down a hill.
There is more water on the floor than in the tub after a bath.
You run around the house wearing a cape.
You ask your stuffed animal to eat your worst enemy.
Whenever a crime is committed, you pretend you're a private eye named Tracer Bullet.
People are not surprised when you run naked in the yard.
You make snowman effigies of people you hate.
You constantly turn your lunch into gross things.
You tell your teacher your stuffed tiger ate your homework.
You try to collect fifty bugs in five minutes for your bug collection project that you were supposed to work on all month.
You bury your dad's wallet and call it buried treasure.
The monsters under your bed talk to you.
You discover old junk and call it fossils.
Your bike tries to kill you.
You wear a mask on the back of your head to prevent tiger attacks.
You constantly think you are a Jurassic dinosaur.
You think bats are bugs.
You can't add 3 and 4 without coming up with three billion gazillion.
You always bring something weird to Show and Tell.
You pretend that the snowman you built has come to life, made more snowmen, and is building an army that is out to get you!
Your dad reads "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie" to you every night.
During school you try to escape by jumping out the window.
You take a picture of your toy tiger pouncing on you.
Your dad thinks you just threw your toy tiger up in the air.
You wake up at 4:30 AM on Christmas and Saturdays.
You play croquet, volleyball, and badminton at the same time and call it Calvinball.
You have to recite a poem about tigers to get into your treehouse.
A typical day is when your personal gravity reverses polarity, and then you grow so big that you fall off the planet.
You try to knock your dad's hat off with a snowball.
You spell ZQFMGB in Scrabble.
You think your parents are really bug-eyed aliens from Neptune.
You eat too many Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.
You tell your babysitter you're on a Big Mac diet.
For Valentine's Day, you send a girl hate mail and dead flowers.
You test the safeness in getting off a chair by dropping a shoe.
Every time you build character, your dad saves a couple hundred dollars.
You have a tiger greet you at high velocity when you get home.